| The Empire Strikes Back |
[May. 13th, 2008|10:12 am] |
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After the second morning in a row of being awakened at 7:00am to the sounds of T-Rex and Butterfly going at it over the Star Destroyer, I have decided that I have had enough.
![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) bunny42 had an excellent suggestion that Butterfly and I both really dug when we read it last night, and we decided that we're going to implement it.
T-Rex has been informed that the kit is coming with me to my office, where it will be put on display as an office decoration.
Technically, I don't have to buy T-Rex anything as compensation for taking his toy--I made it very clear to him last night in no uncertain terms that I do not wish to be rudely awakened in the morning by anything having to do with that stupid toy. But because I'm a nice guy, Butterfly and I will work with him to find him a decent (yet significantly less costly) replacement.
Plus, Señior Douchebag gets a nice fat poke in the eye when T-Rex tells him what went down.
If he calls up Butterfly to bitch, I hope she blames it all on me. I don't care. I actually hope he'll be stupid enough to come over and try to do something about it, if you know what I mean. |
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Excellent! Glad I could help. There has to be something less noisy and less expensive that'll keep the little guy satisfied.
Just don't get physical with the dad, okay? It's not worth it. HE'S not worth it. Call the cops. You don't suppose there's any chance he'd show his face at your office, is there? Maybe put the front desk on alert?
He doesn't know where I work, as far as I know. And even if he did, I can take him. He's 150 pounds of nothing.
Oh, believe you me, I'm not stupid enough to start anything. I'll leave that to Señor Douchebag.
But I'll sure as hell finish it.
AND I am sure there is something equally as cool.
1) The kid doesn't get punished for the idiots mistake.
2) You do not come off as a bad guy.
3) It ends up being pretty much a win win situation. | |
